I replaced sex with food, now I can't even get into my own pants.

Few things give me as much joy as the smell of amazing food waiting just for me. Having bonded with my co creator over this passion, I plan to document my favourite food experiences here. From extravagent 3 course to meals to the simplest of vegemite toast and coffee - one of my favourites! This photo was taken when I visited Germany last year, the kebabs there were incredible. The most flavoursome tender meat without being greasy, a wider range of salad than we have here, creamy yoghurt on top, and this amazing sauce everyone just called "red stuff". Amazing. Watch this space for more descriptions of the objects of our oral fixations.